mom: david will you please bless the food
me: my pleasure mom
me: dear lord satan please bless this meal that our family will be strong enough to vanquish our enemies and destroy the christian menace amen
mom:
stepdad:
me: let's eat fags
When I eat a huge meal:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later:
I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
Let me just say that this is the best interpretation of a painting I have ever seen
^^^^
no mom
mom no
NO
