February 2012
32 posts
When people bite string cheese
When people bite string cheese
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When you see that someone made cookies
Normal people:
Me:
Reblog if you spend more time lost in your...
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"Have a happy period"
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when i’m bored, i do stand-up comedy in my own head. i am the comedian, i am the audience. i’m so fucking hilarious sometimes. and people stare at me for smiling and laughing to myself. sigh
When you're in class and someone asks you for a...
My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:
Watch
hot guy: hi
me: *imagines life together*
*makes milkshake*
*looks sadly out at empty yard*
When a tv show gets sad
with other people:
by yourself:
I HATE when teachers say "From all the talking, I...
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When the drama queen is upset
Them:
Me:
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When a guy walks past you and he smells good.
When you're thinking about really inappropriate...
When you're going to the bathroom, and the...
January 2012
27 posts
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mom: david will you please bless the food
me: my pleasure mom
me: dear lord satan please bless this meal that our family will be strong enough to vanquish our enemies and destroy the christian menace amen
mom:
stepdad:
me: let's eat fags
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When I eat a huge meal:
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later:
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When someone you hate is whispering to their...
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me: is it weird that i talk to myself so much?
me: yeah a little bit
me: still, it could be worse man. we could be a killer.
me: das true
me: im hungry
me: me too let's eat
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Overheard this conversation between a lady and her...
Son: Does she, mom? Does she??
Mother: Does who what??
Son: Does Justin Bieber exist?
Mother: Mhmm.
Son: Justin Bieber is out in the world right now!
Trying to convert someone to your fandom:
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