February 2012
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
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bigtimerussian:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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When your crush says hi to you
You’re like :
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I wish I could hang up gifs in my room like...
stupid muggle world.
When someone tells me to stop laughing:
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“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
– Leonardo DiCaprio to Leonardo DiCaprio (via christophernolans)
iphysianthe:
my mom’s argument against piracy is “well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn’t make any money!”
MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
LIBRARIES
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When people bite string cheese
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When you see that someone made cookies
Normal people:
Me:
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Reblog if you spend more time lost in your...
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"Have a happy period"
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when i’m bored, i do stand-up comedy in my own head. i am the comedian, i am the audience. i’m so fucking hilarious sometimes. and people stare at me for smiling and laughing to myself. sigh
When you're in class and someone asks you for a...
My first thought when my alarm clock goes off:
Watch
hot guy: hi
me: *imagines life together*
*makes milkshake*
*looks sadly out at empty yard*
When a tv show gets sad
with other people:
by yourself: