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May 31

tltty:

when i make that little naked trip from my room to the bathroom i always look seductively out the window in case some boy is secretly looking at me with binoculars like they do in the movies

(Source: rdjsaidwhatnow, via my-sexy-english-lord)

(Source: lewand0wski)

May 30

wwiao:

who has the time to drink 8 glasses of water a day

(via georgiabridley)

• Me: That'd make a great gif.
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• Me: I can't make gifs.

[video]

May 29

boogo:

all my neighbours have probably seen me naked at some point

(via georgiabridley)

brandnewswastikas:

I do not recommend sneezing while brushing your teeth.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

“Why are you single?”

I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.

(via lolsofunny)

May 28

yiffmyass:

omg this is the episode where shego turns good and leaves drakken for a while

and for the whole episode he cant get the jar of pickles opened without her

(via laughcentre)

• teacher: now everybody get into groups
• me: nope
• me: flips table
• me: flies into the sun

[video]

May 27

(Source: funnyjunk.com, via laughcentre)

wehatecollege:

world’s saddest chair 

(via laughcentre)

(Source: theplanlaugh, via fuckyeahloldemort)